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shadygrove
I write, travel, sell artwork in the post-Grateful Dead counterculture. Burning Man (Black Rock City) is the place on the planet where I feel I can most truly express myself. My community is extensive and weird. I like nice people... "strangers stopping strangers just to shake their hands." My home page is http://popeshady.com. My online store is http://shakedowngallery.com and my Facebook page is http://www.facebook.com/popeshady. My profile on tribe can be viewed at http://people.tribe.net/shadygrove. My passions in life are simple -- good friends, good music, food, drink, dancing, art and removing the malignant influences of the neo-con psychos from the landscape of America. I like mysticism and weird religions and am wary of fundamentalism of all varieties. My church is the Born Again Pagan, Christian Mystic, Zen Gypsy Warlock, Psychedelic Mind-Fucked Church. The Church is omni-directional, poly-denominational, for prophet and likes gurus too.
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Obama Extends Holiday Greeting To Iran
Mar 20th
Crooks and Liars posted a video of Barack Obama extending a holiday greeting to the people of Iran. While watching this video, I can’t help but think of the contrast between this administration and the last one. No cowboy bluster and threats of “bring it on.” Rather, here’s a guy who’s willing to extend an olive branch of understanding and attempt to get inside of the cultural mindset of the people he’s talking to.
My first reaction is “Shit must be really bad for him to take this measure. I’m sure it will bring political backlash. The rabid right will call him “soft on terror”, the dumber amongst them will see this as yet more evidence that he’s part of some Al Qaeda sleeper cell… and political cynics like myself will say “Is the Iranian oil bourse on a fast-track to dump the dollar?”
I am someone who never takes news at face value. I probably stretch my credibility at times because I’m always wondering what the “back story” on an event like this is. I can’t help but see it tied to the economy. Perhaps I am wrong. This is still his first 100 days. He may, in fact, be trying to create a whole new Era of Diplomacy for the United States government and realizes that to do so effectively, he has to start early in this first term, so that any future actions he takes can refer back to this olive branch moment.
He’s taking a risk, for sure. He is risking that there will not be a future terrorist attack on American soil which the rabid right can seize upon as a “soft on terror” moment and say, “he never shoulda let them towel-heads outta of his crosshairs,” but I’d be lying if I didn’t also say I think 9/11 was entirely an inside job and that the biggest terrorist threat to the Republic are the neo-con clowns who just left office. So, if the Inside Job “theory” is accurate, let’s just hope that whoever is inside Al Qaeda giving them the marching orders to do the neo-con’s bidding isn’t also working for Obama’s handlers. As much as I think that the United States deserves a lump or two of blowback for decades of horrendous and destructive foreign policy, I’d like Peace On Earth far more than an empire in shambles and the smug satisfaction of knowing I was “right”.
Facebook 2.0: Mediocre Lifestream Site?
Mar 18th
After a few days of staring at Facebook’s new design and reading streams of remarks like “WTF?!?” interspersed with a barrage of “What Kind of St Paddy’s Day Cabbage Are You?” quiz reults, I’ve tentatively concluded that Facebook is attempting to position themselves as the web’s premiere lifestreaming site. Sadly, if the endless list of gripes about the interface on my page can be taken as representative of the userbase as a whole, they seem to be doing a very poor job at accomplishing this goal.
The lifestreaming trend seems to be an accumulation of the ongoing phases inherent in socializing the internet. The internet as a whole is, of course, entirely social, and the growth, mutation and interactivity of this virtual organism tells the human history of socialized technology. With each new innovation, new interface issues are also raised. Starting with the usenet bulletin board systems, the Internet Relay Chat, then websites and web communities, we eventually arrive at the advent of what we currently lump into the broad category of “social networking” with its various components.
LiveJournal was an early adapter that created a new form of social-blogging. After LiveJournal, “Friend Aggregators” began to emerge around the web, with the vanguard of this revolution seeming to come from Friendster.com. As that site torpedoed into irrelevance, MySpace took over the reins. MySpace excelled as a place to promote music, but not everyone was sold on the “bastard child of Paris Hilton and the American Idol” look of MySpace. My personal favorite of the social sites, tribe.net, shot itself in the foot in January 2006 when an authoritarian new owner came in with radical design changes and seemed to have the agenda of rapidly expanding the site’s userbase from that of a fringe-dweller alternative site to one that could appeal to mall moms, high school students and, well, anyone who fell in some comfortably non-threatening “least common denominator” demographic. Since then, I think the site’s withered into a virtual ghost town. Some people still feel extremely devoted to it, but many have shook their heads in sorrow and moved on… mostly to Facebook.
Facebook has been expanding at an alarming rate. Perhaps the only online site to be expanding faster is Twitter.com. I don’t know the raw data, but these two seem to be the Titans of the new media. And, interestingly, bizarrely even, Facebook seems to be morphing its entire site into a LIfestream that follows and tries to expand upon the Twitter model. At least one person has referred to the redesign as an attempt to create Twitterbook. (A quick Google of the “word” twitterbook yeilds 5,640 entries, including this story, which details the failed efforts of Facebook to acquire Twitter.)
Where is all of this nonsense leading? I have been convinced that FriendFeed.com has its finger on the pulse of the trend. Friend Feed is built on the notion that people might want status updates from one friend, blog entries from another, a photo album from yet another, and strange random date of their own choosing from still another. Where it becomes particularly helpful is when you want to check out the actions of a few close friends but not be bombarded by a bunch of less compelling information from people you know casually.
My only gripe with Friend Feed is that I’ve set up the Twitter feed through Facebook and when FriendFeed updates, it duplicates everything. I know this is something that’s alterable, because I’ve seen other profiles that don’t have this issue, but I haven’t yet devoted more than twenty minutes to beating my head against a wall trying to configure the settings. (I like social media and learning new software, but I’m not super tech savvy. The extent of my familiarity with a site or program typically involves clicking on Preferences or Options and toying around until I feel comfortable or get bored, and then I forget what I’ve done for another six months until something else inspires or annoys me about a site or software that becomes a catalyst for new learning.)
If anyone sets up a Friend Feed account, feel welcome (encouraged) to link to me. The site seems very versatile and may be an early sign pointing in the direction of the future of social networking. In the meantime, if you are trying to make sense of the new Facebook look, I have one very solid suggestion: create Friends lists. I resisted doing so for most of my time on the site. With the roll-out of the new site, it becomes almost crucial to use grouping if you want to know what a core group of friends is saying, doing, linking to and don’t want to be bombarded by a vast assortment of other data that may or may not amuse you at various points, but which certainly makes wading through the endless datastream that Facebook has morphed into.
Oh, and I stand by my earlier suggestion that Facebook could use a little more cowbell.
Trying To Understand Credit Default Swaps
Mar 14th
In an effort to understand the so-called economic tsunami, I’m trying to figure out what a Credit Default Swap is an how it fits into this whole subprime lendng crisis… There’s just so much jargon to try to absorb overnight. And for what reason? No particular one… Still, this entry from Wikipedia seems instructional… The chunk of language that jumps out at me (after the sentence that Texas scumbag Lindsey Graham engineered the scam with the willing cooperation of Bill Clinton) is”Before the Act, the CDS markets value was 900 billion. By the end of 2007, the CDS market had a notional value of $45 trillion, of which the corporate bond, municipal bond, and structured investment vehicles market totaled less than $25 trillion. Therefore, a minimum of $20 trillion were speculative “bets” on the possibility of a credit event of a specific credit asset not owned by either party to the CDS contract. [13]” The concept seems to be if you dress up a pile of rubbish nicely enough, you can resell it over and over and over again indefinitely without ever telling the person holding the bill of sale that what they’re buying is rubbish. The entire subprime crisis was beautifully articulated by this video that my dad sent to me.
from the entry for Credit Default Swaps on Wikipedia:
History
[edit] Conception
Credit Default Swaps were invented in 1997 by a team working for JPMorgan Chase[7][8][9]. They were designed to shift the risk of default to a third-party, and were therefore less punitive in terms of regulatory capital.[10]
Credit Default Swaps became exempt from regulation with the Commodity Futures Modernization Act of 2000, which was also responsible for the Enron loophole. U.S. Sen. Phil Gramm (R-TX) introduced the Act on behalf of financial industry lobbyists. The Modernization Act was rushed through Congress as a companion bill to the omnibus spending bill, the last day before the Christmas holiday[11]. It by-passed the substantive policy committees in both the House and the Senate so that there were neither hearings nor opportunities for recorded committee votes [12]. The omnibus spending bill, which was 11,000 pages long, is the financial plan the government requires for everyday operations. President Clinton signed the bill into Public Law (106-554) on December 21, 2000.
[edit] Market growth
The Modernization Act allowed for even more regulatory bypasses. It became difficult to determine the financial strength of the sellers of protection. CDS came to be issued for Structured Investment Vehicles, which did not have a known entity to follow to determine the strength of a particular bond or loan. The market became rampant with gambling as sellers and buyers of CDS were no longer owners of the underlying asset (bond or loan). Before the Act, the CDS markets value was 900 billion. By the end of 2007, the CDS market had a notional value of $45 trillion, of which the corporate bond, municipal bond, and structured investment vehicles market totaled less than $25 trillion. Therefore, a minimum of $20 trillion were speculative “bets” on the possibility of a credit event of a specific credit asset not owned by either party to the CDS contract.[13]
As the market matured CDSs were increasingly used by investors wishing to bet for or against the likelihood that particular companies or portfolios would suffer financial difficulties; rather than to insure against bad debt -see above. The market size for Credit Default Swaps began to grow rapidly from 2003, by late 2007 it was approximately ten times as large as it had been four years previously. [14]
[edit] Market as of 2008
Credit default swaps are by far the most widely traded credit derivative product.[15] the Depository Trust and Clearing Corp, which maintains a database holding around 90% of all credit derivative transactions, held $29.2 trillion of outstanding CDS trades as of 26 December 2008.
It is important to note that since default is a relatively rare occurrence (historically around 0.2% of investment grade companies will default in any one year[16]), in most CDS contracts the only payments are the spread payments from buyer to seller. Thus, although the above figures for outstanding notionals sound very large, the net cashflows will generally only be a small fraction of this total.
Regulatory concerns over CDS
A number of large scale incidents occurring in 2008 drew considerable attention onto the CDS.
In the days and weeks leading up to the collapse of Bear Stearns, the bank’s CDS spread widened dramatically, indicating a surge of buyers taking out protection on the bank. It has been suggested that this widening was responsible for the perception that Bear Stearns was vulnerable, and therefore restricted its access to wholesale capital which eventually led to its forced sale to JP Morgan in March. An alternative view is that this surge in CDS protection buyers was a symptom rather than a cause of Bear’s collapse; i.e. investors saw that Bear was in trouble, and sought to hedge any naked exposure to the bank, or speculate on its collapse.
In September the bankruptcy of Lehman Brothers caused a total close to $400 Billion to become payable to the buyers of CDS protection referenced against the insolvent bank. However the net amount that changed hands was around $7.2 billion [17] This difference is due to the process of ‘netting’. Market participants co-operated so that CDS sellers were allowed to deduct from their payouts the inbound funds due to them from their hedging positions. Dealers generally attempt to remain risk-neutral so their losses and gains after big events will on the whole offset each other.
Also in September American International Group (AIG) required a federal bailout because it had been excessively selling CDS protection without hedging against the possibility that the reference entities might decline in value, which exposed the insurance giant to potential losses over $100 Billion. While the CDS on Lehamn were settled smoothly, and its arguable that other incidents would have been as bad or worse if less efficient instruments than CDS had been used for speculation and insurance purposes, the closing months of 2008 saw regulators working hard to reduce the risk involved in CDS transactions.
In 2008 there was no centralised exchange or clearing house for CDS transactions; they are all done over the counter (OTC). This led to recent calls for the market to open up in terms of transparency and regulation[18]. In November, DTTC, which runs a warehouse for CDS trade confirmations accounting for around 90% of the total market[19], announced that it will release market data on the outstanding notional of CDS trades on a weekly basis.[20] The data can be accessed on the DTCC’s website here: [3] The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission granted an exemption for Intercontinental Exchange Inc. to begin guaranteeing credit-default swaps.
The SEC exemption represented the last regulatory approval needed by Atlanta-based Intercontinental. Its larger competitor, CME Group Inc., hasn’t received an SEC exemption, and agency spokesman John Nester said he didn’t know when a decision would be made.
[edit] Market as of 2009
The early months of 2009 saw several fundamental changes to the way CDSs operate, brought on by concerns of the safety of the instrument after the events of the previous year. According to Deutsche Bank managing director Athanassos Diplas “the industry pushed through 10 years worth of changes in just a few months” By late 2008 processes had been introduced allowing CDSs which offset each other to be cancelled. Along with termination of contracts that have recently paid out such as those based on Lehmans, this had by March reduced the face value of the market down to an estimated $30 trillion. [21] U.S. and European regulators are developing separate plans to stabilize the derivatives market. Additionally there are some globally agreed standards falling into place in March 2009, admistrated by International Swaps and Derivatives Association (ISDA). Two of the key changes are:
1. The introduction of central clearing houses, one for the US and one for Europe. A clearing house acts as the central counterparty to both sides of a CDS transaction, thereby reducing the counterparty risk that both buyer and seller face.
2. The internatinoal standardisation of CDS contracts, to prevent legal disputes in ambiguous cases where its not clear what the payout should be.
Speaking before the changes went live , Sivan Mahadevan, a derivatives strategist at Morgan Stanley in New York, stated
| “ | A clearinghouse, and changes to the contracts to standardize them, will probably boost activity. … Trading will be much easier, … We’ll see new players come to the market because they’ll like the idea of this being a better and more traded product. We also feel like over time we’ll see the creation of different types of products. | ” |
In the US central clearing operations began in March 2009 , operated by InterContinental Exchange (ICE). A key competitor also interested in entering the CDS clearing sector is CME Group. CME spokesman Allan Schoenberg didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.
Details for a European clearing are still being hammered out.
Government Approvals Relating to Intercontinental and its competitor CME
The SECs approval for ICE’s request to be excempted from rules that would prevent it clearing CDSs is the third government action granted to Intercontinental this week. On March 3, its proposed acquisition of Clearing Corp., a Chicago clearinghouse owned by eight of the largest dealers in the credit-default swap market, was approved by the Federal Trade Commission and the Justice Department. On March 5th, the Federal Reserve Board, which oversees the clearinghouse, granted a request for ICE to begin clearing.
Clearing Corp. shareholders including JPMorgan Chase & Co., Goldman Sachs Group Inc. and UBS AG, received $39 million in cash from Intercontinental in the acquisition, as well as the Clearing Corp.’s cash on hand and a 50-50 profit-sharing agreement with Intercontinental on the revenue generated from processing the swaps.
SEC spokesperson John Nestor stated
| “ | For several months the SEC and our fellow regulators have worked closely with all of the firms wishing to establish central counterparties. … We believe that CME should be in a position soon to provide us with the information necessary to allow the commission to take action on its exemptive requests. | ” |
Other proposals to clear credit-default swaps have been made by NYSE Euronext, Eurex AG and LCH.Clearnet Ltd. Only the NYSE effort is available now for clearing after starting on Dec. 22. As of Jan. 30, no swaps had been cleared by the NYSE’s London- based derivatives exchange, according to NYSE Chief Executive Officer Duncan Niederauer. [22]
Clearing House Member Requirements
Members of the Intercontinental clearinghouse will have to have a net worth of at least $5 billion and a credit rating of A or better to clear their credit-default swap trades. Intercontinental said in the statement today that all market participants such as hedge funds, banks or other institutions are open to become members of the clearinghouse as long as they meet these requirements.
A clearinghouse acts as the buyer to every seller and seller to every buyer, reducing the risk of a counterparty defaulting on a transaction. In the over-the-counter market, where credit- default swaps are currently traded, participants are exposed to each other in case of a default. A clearinghouse also provides one location for regulators to view traders’ positions and prices.
Other changes and debate on CDS in 2009
There is ongoing debate concerning the possibility of banning “naked” speculation by requiring buyers to have a stake in the underlying entity that the CDS pays out on. This means the CDS buyer would have to own some of the bonds or loan that triggers a pay out on default. Or in the case of CDSs where a pay out is triggerd by a companies bankruptcy, credit rating downgrade etc. the buyer would have to own some of the companies shares. [23]
I’m Amused!
Feb 21st
Got this message today on Facebook:
Snidely Whiplash is the cartoon archvillain to Dudley Do-Right in the Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties segments of The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.
It’s never occurred to me how similar Shady Backflash is to Snidely Whiplash. Thus far I’ve not tied anyone to any railroad tracks.
Armchair Economist Hour
Feb 16th
With the latest political shitstorms being the Bank Bail-Out and the Government Surplus Monstrosity, everywhere I turn I seem to be engaged in Armchair Economist Hour. Everyone is suddenly an expert on complex international finance. I am falling prey to thinking I actually understand what is going on simply because I’ve learned to parrot a few cleverly constructed talking points.
I won’t pretend to grasp what is going on in any comprehensive sense, but I am plenty curious to see how this shitstorm resolves itself (or doesn’t).
Every argument out there is being stated over and over… “Government Spending Works.” “Government Spending Does Not Work.” “The Fed will just print more money.” “This will cause Hyper-Inflation.” “This is already causing Hyper-Deflation.” “The gold standard should be brought back.” “The gold standard can never be brought back.” “This is the fault of Bush.” “This is the fault of Paulson.” “This is the fault of Bernanke.” “This is the fault of Pelosi and that damn Democrat Congress.” Everyone seems to have a pet theory and some carefully cherry-picked “facts” to back this theory up. And, of course, many of these “theories” are regurgitations of carefully spoon-fed think tank soundbites.
I think a lot of the uncertainty is directly related to how quickly these issues snowballed to prominence in the media and how few Americans truly understand even the most rudimentary things about how banks and governments operate. The wake up call for most people was the market collapse back in the fall – “investment banking actually went extinct — as if a meteor landed on the corner of Madison Avenue and 51st Street”. (I’m the first person to look for an October Surprise type conspiracy that tilts the outcome of an election but that one seemed downright off-the-charts bizarre.) October was, of course, the perfect swan-song for the Bush Era — collapse the market, throw a shoe at the guy and get that train-wreck off the stage before anyone has the gumption to figure out where his family’s buddies went with the Treasury. But to usher in the Obama Era with swirling predictions of complete economic collapse is even more unsettling. So much for a honeymoon where we can believe that the Crusader for Hope and Change will ride in on horseback and whisk the Bush Era nightmares away.
Last fall when I heard about the market collapse the first thing that came to my mind was, “So this is how they’re going to sell the Amero to the United States public.”
I hadn’t watched the market in my entire life. There was a week in 2003 when I tried to learn day trading from my dad, but that had little to do with the trend of the market and everything to do with holding a position for a few hours and betting that it would either go up or down. You bet correctly, you make money. You bet incorrectly, you lose it. Same as any other market bet, but it had to do with very small segments of time. Watching numbers like the Dow is just not something I’d ever done. Until last fall. Now I check money.cnn.com every day, or at least a few times a week, curious to know how low the number is going to get. 8600 was suggested as a place where it would find support. Now it routinely bounces between 78-8200. and frequently stays below 8000.
The financial headlines are almost routinely dismal. Someone comes in and offers some Obama-style Hope and the market perks up. Forty-eight hours later some new job loss report comes out and the market just plunges back down… Right now it is 7694.
So if that doesn’t put me in Doomsday mode enough, I have also been fueling my skepticism with my regular perusing of Michael Ruppert’s Peak Oil Blog… which I’ve come to call “my favorite Doomsday Blog.” Like most non-sociopathic people, I hope the Doomsday scenarios prove wrong. That there will still be a consumer economy next year.
Peter, a good friend of mine from Antioch who knows a lot about currency exchange and who’s been watching this subprime crisis hit the wall for a lot longer than I have and with a lot more background on the subject than I have, has been feeding me lots of links and data and informed skepticism about my Peak Oil Doomsday conjecturing. He weighed in recently with this New York Times article discussing whether the banks were insolvent or capable of recovery “when” (ie “if”) the economy turns around. The Huffington Post posted an article that asked a similar question — is the problem with the banks one of liquidity or one of insolvency? (And if it’s one of insolvency, how long should the government ie taxpayers keep throwing money at it and pretend like the problem is “one of liquidity”?)
The majority sentiment of Americans of all political stripes right now seems to be, “I have a liquidity problem, too, and no one in the government is beating a path to throw money at me.”
Congressional Pirates Name Stimulus Bill The ARRR Act
Feb 14th
All the economic debate aside…this link just warrants posting.
Howard Rheingold’s Video Blog About the Public Sphere in the Internet Era
Feb 5th
Howard Rheingold, author of Smart Mobs, discusses the history of the debate between the cultured elite and the unwashed masses on who gets to participate in the creation of the culture and the media. He calls it a “microsyllabus” and it does indeed play like one… perhaps it’s used as a primer on a course in Participatory Democracy in the Digital Era. Great if you’re in the mood for a 15 minute lecture from a good natured intellectual.
Happy Groundhog Day!
Feb 2nd

Or Imbolc. Or whatever…
Happy Mid-Way Point Between The Winter Solstice and the Spring Equinox!
(I mostly just wanted an excuse to re-post that groundhog pic that I just saw on Wonkette, but now that I’ve gone through the trouble of opening up WordPress, I might as well throw in a gratuitous link to a story about The Secret Order of Abstinence Clowns.)
Radio I Ching – The Facebook Method
Feb 1st
When I was in high school, a friend and I found a passage in David Gans’ book “Playing in the Band” (a chronology of the Grateful Dead) that spoke of how riding with Neal Cassady (muse of Jack Kerouac’s On The Road and, later, the driver of the Merry Prankster’s 1964 cross-country road trip) the people in the car would often be amazed at how Cassady would keep a stream-of-consciousness rap going that would often integrate the words coming through the radio into his verbal stream until the two audio streams (radio and voice) would weave together and the radio would seem to act as a prophetic tool of sorts, anticipating Cassady’s next thought as much as Cassady’s thought would mirror the words coming out. Someone (perhaps Bob Weir) called this “Radio I Ching.” I used to think about this a lot and some very strange synchronicities would definitely emerge. I pretty much gave up on putting too much weight on them when night I was paying extra special attention and the next song on the radio was “You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you.” I guess the Soundtrack Elves have a sense of humor.
So, that lead-in said, circulating virally on Facebook, there’s a thread that went from K8 to Tiggrrr to others that essentially shows a way of using a media player as a form of divination… here are its suggested parameters:
1. Put your MP3/Media Player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. . .
etc . . . enjoy!
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IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY?
Doin’ Time in the USA
Quicksilver Messenger Service
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF
The Ecstasy of Gold
Ennio Morricone
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
(Love That’s Real) Not Fade Away
Grateful Dead
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Rastaman Vibration
Bob Marley and the Wailers
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Ain’t No Way
Aretha Franklin
WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
Nighthawk Postcards (From Easy Street)
Tom Waits
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
International Feel
Todd Rundgren
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Worthy
Ani DiFranco
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Things That Scare Me
Neko Case
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Mean Disposition
Rolling Stones
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Moog Island
Morcheeba
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Learning To Fly
Pink Floyd
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Cash In Your Face
Stevie Wonder
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Mean Woman Blues
Allman Brothers Band
the first verse: “well i love you baby, but you won’t give me the time of day / you treat me so bad, but i love you any way” — ha ha!
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Hamburger Midnight
Little Feat
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans
Billie Holiday and Louis Armstrong
(and, YES, <b>I DO!</b>)
Ben and Jerry’s Struggle To Name Bush Dessert Item
Jan 31st
From The Peak Oil Blog’s latest post comes this gem:
Ben & Jerry’s have created a new flavor, known as “Yes Pecan!” for Obama. For George W. they asked for suggestions from the public.
Here are some of their favorite responses:
Grape Depression, The Housing Crunch, Abu Grape, Cluster Fudge, Nut’n Accomplished, Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfu***r… Swirl, Iraqi Road, Chock ‘n Awe, WireTapioca, Impeach Cobbler, Guantanmallow,
ImPeachmint, Heck of a Job, Brownie!, Neocon Politan, RockyRoad to Fascism, The Reese’s-cession, Cookie D’oh!, Nougalar Proliferation, Death by Chocolate… and Torture, Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream, Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder, Credit Crunch, Mission Pecanplished, Country Pumpkin, Chunky Monkey in Chief, WMDelicious, Chocolate Chimp, Bloody Sundae, Caramel Preemptive Stripe, I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts.
Not sure where they got this info, but it has me cracking up!!!